Aug 23

Imagine you are quietly sleeping at night when all of the sudden brain-eating zombies bust in on you and your old lady!  What do you do?!  What can you do?!

Your zombie survival kit is hanging on the wall across the room.  Your shotgun is in the gun closet.  You need immediate protection right now!  (That sentence brought to you by the department of redundancy department).

Welcome the Safe Bedside Table.  With a built in shield and bludgeoning device you are prepared for sudden, unexpected zombie attacks, buying you the precious seconds you need to break the glass on your zombie protection kit!