Jan 07
I was watching the World Magic Awards because I am a sucker for magic. Rick Thomas, a quite talented though ridiculously over-dramatic magician, pulled out this little move:
Dec 11
Aug 23
Imagine you are quietly sleeping at night when all of the sudden brain-eating zombies bust in on you and your old lady! What do you do?! What can you do?!
Your zombie survival kit is hanging on the wall across the room. Your shotgun is in the gun closet. You need immediate protection right now! (That sentence brought to you by the department of redundancy department).
Welcome the Safe Bedside Table. With a built in shield and bludgeoning device you are prepared for sudden, unexpected zombie attacks, buying you the precious seconds you need to break the glass on your zombie protection kit!
Apr 13
Coming soon…
Apr 05
The Supreme Court has ruled that the EPA can regulate greenhouse gas emissions. Since one of the most common greenhouse gases is carbon dioxide — emitted every time you breathe — the EPA now has control over your exhaling. It is important you understand that your breathing doesn’t just affect you; it affects all living creatures, especially those most vulnerable to climate change. Thus, you should be aware of these new breathing regulations:
Jan 30
As performed by high school kids.